[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Featherless_Owl

Edit: OH OH Fatherless_Owl

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

A friend (who told me about Fifthworldproblems, IIRC) and I used to do dérives all the time. We called it Shambling. It wasn't until much later that I learned about the dérive and psychogeography and how it intertwines with ideas about magick.

I miss it.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

"A car represents freedom," they told me.

I'm beholden to the petroleum industry for the stuff that powers my car. I'm beholden to the company that insures my car. I'm beholden to the bank that gave me a loan for my car. I'm beholden to people in the trades that can repair my car. My car chains me to so many people who genuinely do not give a rat's ass about freedom.

I was lucky enough to have been born with two feet and a heartbeat. Those come with almost zero operations and maintenance cost. Far less expensive than a car. And there are places I can go on foot that I could never go with a car. They represent freedom only on the surface.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I remember going to an indie wrestling show circa 2019 and my friend said "Oh yeah, Dan Housen is gonna be there." I thought "Oh, my friend likes technical wrestling, I bet Dan Howzen is one of those guys with killer collegiate wrestling chops."

That night was the first time I ever saw Danhausen.

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Reprint all the texts as-is but every couple pages, we throw in some platitudes about how cool and important guns are. That's gotta land us some more converts, right?

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Brainrot? Yeah, we had that back in my day. We just called it "Having your vocabulary obliterated by Homestar Runner."

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¡Feliz Navidad!

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Pneumonia's a bitch sadness

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Evil Mark (hexbear.net)

I wonder why Evil Mark didn't get a surname?

Anyway, that's my parody of EstraDoll's bit over.

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Kaitlin Boyd-Joyce (hexbear.net)
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Yes, it is a name. Yes, it is all lowercase.

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Casper Jesperson (hexbear.net)
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Brianna Jyang (hexbear.net)
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Ethan Jarlewski (hexbear.net)
[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 132 points 7 months ago

Looks like a real Turning Point for him.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

MF really out here with the name "Hans Kristian"? Why not just name him "Heil Hitler"?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago

No, and whenever you point out to libs that neither Israel nor Palestine recognize same-sex marriage, they'll write a fucking novel about how much better it is to be LGBTQ+ in Israel.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

The kind Eugene_V_Dabs would have dunked on everyone new here

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have some bad news about your grandfather.

It has to do with where most of the Communists did their fighting in WWII.

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