Is it true that in "ye olden times" you could sit at a dingy bar and ask the bartender for a phone and they'd give you a rotary phone on a long as cord so you could make a call while slinging drinks? by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 hour ago

Yes, it's true

And you know how I know?

Because I am that phone

[video] Paramount, California this morning. This skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off. [More inside] by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 hours ago

I hate bluesky so much

๐˜ˆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด' ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ - ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ-๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜บ by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

timmy-pray

Please let there be a cataclysmic explosion

NYT: Is It OK to Earn Rental Income From an ICE Holding Facility? by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago

kind of evil

cooooool man by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

What if Portal, but with guns?

Such a creative genius

Lemmy world is more right wing than reddit by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I would bully them into the sea if I could

I'm fine by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
Pointed out on Facebook that not telling Ukrainian civilians that the trucks they're delivering contain swarms of kamikaze drones is kind of a war crime by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago

so-true: Ukraine is so smart, using civilians to smuggle weapons and drones!

wojak-nooo: HOW DARE RUSSIA TARGET CIVILIANS?!?@?

He just...casually admits it [CW: CSA] by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Oh god the ephebophile argument rises once again

I'm fine by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

There are gnomes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

I'm fine by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
End of an Era. How will America recover? by FlakesBongler in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Time to open my line of chain restaurants with attractive servers wearing skimpy clothes

I call it Hogs

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Opus DEI (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Is that a thing?

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(Cw: Pet Loss) I just fucking can't (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

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Billions must Wahoo (kotaku.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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anti-italian-action

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Behold! The Baleful Worm! (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Wallowing in her own depravity

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The Last Thing You See (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Before going awwwwww...

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Bone Amee (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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sans-doot skeleton-wave skeleton-motorcycle

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Monsieur Evrart is helping me find my neighbor's cat (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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context

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Flakes' Filharmonic Day One (music.youtube.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Starting up a thing because I wanted to share some music that I like

This is from KMFDM's debut album What Do You Know Deutschland?, released in 1986

Lot of good songs on this one, but Kickin' Ass is a personal favorite

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It's a Small World (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Watching Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal on Hulu and who should show up but brace-watching

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I know who's got my vote (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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He's my number 2!

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PURGE TOILET (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Time to start committing all the toilet crimes

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RETVURN (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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