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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I always wanted one so bad but my parents were always like "You got legs and arms, use them"

YOU USE YOUR ARMS TO CLAP MOM AND DAD!!! angery

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

One of my formative memories is when my grandparents got one so that my grandfather wouldn't have to contort himself to turn off the living room lamp. From three rooms away, you could hear an exchange similar to this:

[CLAP, CLAP] God damn it.
[CLAP, CLAP] Son of a...
[CLAP, CLAP] FUCK.
[RUSTLING] [CLICK]

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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