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Where are the balls stored?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Could you do that but without the violence?

And without the ultra?

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...oh (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Idk what do vampires do for fun?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

They've been doing that for ages because they have a hard on for how effective their propaganda was during the cold war

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all they do is badpost about piss or beans, share old memes, and leave 200+ comments on posts about streamers/youtubers....

i don't think the average beanis or piss poster would survive longer than a week in a middle school classroom...

lenin-tea "Okay class today today we're finally going to get started on the anatomy section, I know this going to be very funny to you all at your age but let's get started. Today we're talking about the penis and how it..."

very-normal "Did you guys hear that...hehe...Mr. Lenin said we're learning about b-beanis! hehe the piss is stored in the beanis! you will be forced to eat beans. beanis beanis beanis bea-"

friend-visitor-3 "Mr. Lenin they're being weird again..."

weird-bolshevik "Hexbear Badposter, we've talked about this before. Your beanis jokes were funny to everyone the first few times you made them - but your classmates have moved on and every teacher on this hall has moved on...please don't bother your classmates again or I'll have to send you out of the class."

very-normal "I'm shidding and crying right now I can't believe no one likes beans Mr. Lenin, do none of you know how much protein they have in a single serving?!"

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2 "Oh my god they're still doing it, can they not think up any other joke??"

lenin-pensive "Hexbear Badposter go ahead and grab your things & head down to the principal's office, I'll let them know you're on your way..."

roughly how it would go after the first week or two where the other children would probably find it funny. source: i taught 7th graders for a few years after college

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I-was-saying I thought the point of the joke was how not funny it is

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Never stop reaching for the stars

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If Grok and Deepseek got into a fight, who do you think would win?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT A PISS BABY kitty-cri-screm

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IM ABOUT TO KILL THE MONOPOLY MAN HOLD MY RAT

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Mods this is speciest I'm being bullied

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Shidding and crying where are my beans?

My babies?

I was gonna make a burdito

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 hours ago

What the fuck, Elmo?

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YouTube Poop: Bugs (m.youtube.com)
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Wait, what? (hexbear.net)
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America? What is this?

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Hahahahaha (hexbear.net)
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Please do it you fucking idiot it will be so funny

He's gonna mechahitler his cars bro lmao

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Big if true (hexbear.net)
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