Burghley

Just a lot of good faces.

Please turn in your noses and standby for reeducation. Thank you for your cooperation, comrades.

If you see any strange nose having owls, please proceed with caution. They will sniff you.

If you yourself start growing a nose, please snort five (5) tablespoons of robotissin and make peace with whatever gods you follow.

Couple of DORKS.

DWEEBS.

"Ooooh look at me, I'm Sherlock Holmes! Who wants they Watsussy deduced?"

Absolute sloppy mess of a man.

I'm going to try and bop them with a squeaky hammer to see what happens

I put cheese in the mouse trap, it has to work because their nose is big and they can probably sneef cheese from a mile away.

I see you, I hear you.

Looks like my advice was a little controversial. I get it! Really! On the surface, statements like "Work Harder" and "Fuck you" might seem a little hard to take, but the important thing is we talk about this like calm, rational adults, okay?

I understand today's western ~~woke~~workforce might be a little sensitive but you're really going to have to not take every little bit of advice as a personal attack now.

If you work hard and have the right attitude I'm sure we can get though this stronger than ever! Let's be mature about our opinions.

-Your inspiration coach, Heetlor Von Borger

Listen here you lazy shits.

What are you coddled westerners crying about? It's just constant complaining from you lot!

"Oh, boo hoo I spend all my waking hours doing repetitive tasks and now I'm too burnt out and sick to do anything but work and sleep. I'm destroying my body through hard work but I don't actually own much of anything because corprations have made nearly all property subscription based. I have microplastics in my blood. I have existential dread over the planet dying. Community is dead and life has no meaning. Wah wah wah!"

CRY ME A RIVER!

Tired? Go for a walk!
Poor? Stop Tiktoking to kill time and instead use it to promote yourself!
Bored? Um maybe you need to work harder if you have time to be bored.
Microplastics? More like micro opportunities! Figure out a way to extract those plastics and sell them!

Seriously, quit whining. You think you have it bad, but really you have the luxury of being able get a McDonalds(tm) burger delivered to you any time with the click of a button! North Koreans would KILL for the chance to have a paper thin burger that tastes of nothing but salt and may or may not contain beef. You're a spoilt baby! Tell me why I should feel sorry for you when you can get a Big Mac... explain it to me like I'm five.

Stop looking for problems and start looking for your next hustle! Fuck you!

-Your inspiration coach, Heetlor Von Borger.

Excuse me?

Would you like dress so short people can see up your butthole, or dress so long you look like a Victorian who's afraid to show ankle? No, there is no middle ground.