realized that I barely look at my passengers when ridesharing. Jason Voorhees could get in my car with a hockey mask and a bloody machete and I'd just be like "so how's your night going?"

dex build bison

Aerosmith goes woke, changes song title to "girl looks like a lady"

I have a hypothesis that one of the good things about the rise of the Internet is that common misconceptions like this all got stamped out. They got replaced with even wilder stuff in many cases, but...

really enjoying the feature in kde where if I wiggle the mouse the cursor gets bigger and if I keep wiggling it keeps getting bigger and bigger until it fills the whole screen.

WE WERE MEANT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MOOOOOORE! HAVE WE LOST OURSELVES!?

Famously Marx didn't take a side in the US Civil War because he was dogmatically applying the phrase "no war but class war" to his analysis. (/s)

Driving Uber was fucking painful yesterday, but today with the power of hindsight I think the problem wasn't the time I choose to drive, but the location. Gonna try again this time in a different city and see what's up, I really don't want to go back to the graveyard shift that shit suuuucks.

woahhhh that's some shit I get koboldAI to type at me at 2am holy damn

tagging the taglines so people could filter them would be an undertaking, not that that means it wouldn't be worth doing although I personally feel like the taglines need a purge anyway down to just the top 10% or so.

If Dr Pepper introduced a mascot and she was a woman in a labcoat with a stethoscope that would cause a not-insignificant portion of the population's heads to explode. I fully support this.

oh shit it's this a thread where me and the other totally-not-eggs post what we would totally want to look like if we got struck by a magical bolt of lightning but we're not trans or anything don't get the wrong idea cuz for me it's