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submitted 6 months ago by Keld@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

https://xcancel.com/I_Am_CyberSmith/status/1971748411960615172#m

do not click. That way lies only madness.

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 74 points 6 months ago

Paywalls pictures of her bum

uncritical support for every trans person for getting the chasers to pay for the pics of those sweet cheeks catgirl-salute

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I suppose there is some karmic justice in a quite transphobic demographic often ending up paying for the survival and transition (Connected factors obviously) of trans people. But how many trans people have to rely on sex work out of desperation is a bit depressing imho.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

Is this what "chaser" shit is?

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago
[-] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Yes though they're not always this bad.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

writing low key racist children's novels is what defines a woman

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Mormon posthumous conversion but it's the trans girls claiming Tolkien? They're gonna hate me for that one.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

Is... is this guy doing a bit?

This reads like a parody of weird transphobes

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago

He is absolutely 100% not doing a bit.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

I think it's a bit but in a different way than we're ready to even comprehend. I'm not saying he's great, or that he's ahead of his time (maybe he's so far behind the times his brain broke), but I don't think you could explain this guy from the perspective that he's a genuine person who's saying what he really believes.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He has been posting his vile shit earnestly for a decade connected to his face and pretty easily linked to his real name. If it's not genuine it is a "bit" that has taken over his entire identity years ago, and that just makes it genuine.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Exactly, it's definitely not a bit in the way we're used to with people like Dril or other internet personalities. Dude's definitely got a ton of brainworms.

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 6 months ago

He's a one-in-a-million right-winger who has actually learned how to be funny, a lot of it based on self-deprecating humor.

"> Is obviously a silly little girl, gets offended when I suggest she wears a diaper" is a great example. It only works as humor with the dual-subjects of "I am a creepy diaper fetishist" and "The woman I'm creeping on deserves it for being annoying".

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I knew someone like Cybersmith once.

Only a mere fraction of his power/weirdness, but he sincerely believed all the crank and gross stuff he said, but had also loved attention good or bad, so he had a showman like talent for saying things he believed in a way that was maximally offensive but also sometimes really funny and self deprecating.

There was no reflection or self awareness more like stimulus response and zero sense of shame.

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago
[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago
[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

This tickled me pink

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 37 points 6 months ago

I'd be interested in seeing what happens when this guy is shot out of a cannon

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

I'm interested in seeing if this person will blend à la Blendtec

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Well the fucking abomination posts like a deranged millionaire aristocrat and should be executed by guillotine as per tradition.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

Some people shouldn't have been taught how to write

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

This guy might genuinely be one of the most loathsome people on the internet, and I only know about him because he's a bit of a meme and regularly has friendly interactions with purportedly left wing lgbtq people.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah, he's the human pet guy isn't he?

First remember hearing about it and thinking, someone's doing a very elaborate and very dedicated bit

Nope.

Total shithead, absolutely

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Yeah, he's the human pet guy isn't he?

Sure is. I put that in the CW because his vileness is so well known.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Honestly at this point the human pet guy is just one of the facets to him. He's said so much fucked up (and varied) stuff I just say Cybersmith.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

CW gross Cybersmith behaviourLike there's the time he suggested Kristen Sinema be abducted force fed until she was huge and had to wear diapers.

Or that the state should pay for HRT for transfemmes but they have pay back in having their breast milk pumped daily and sold.

Plus saying Roman nobles live in small colesseums. Or Fallout 4 can model economic behaviour.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Jennifer doesn't have the same punch as Karen, fortunately for any Jens out there - still feel bad for the Karens out there, they really never deserved having their names turned into a slur - anyways the only reason why this fucking hog would chose Jennifer as a name is because he's a 4chan poisoned mass-shooter-in-the-making scumbag that wants to normalize "Jenny" [and those in the know can see whats being aluded to with that one] to inject more fascism into the mainstream

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I dont know what jenny refers to here

I personally believe the explosion of the word Karen is an accidental conspiracy made by managers in 2020 reddit who were writing fiction about in the POV of their workers about how good and epic their manager is

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

What gender are you if you've only published a couple short stories in Readers' Digest?

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago
[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 months ago

The fact that this might be the unironical position of some fart island ape makes this really funny NGL.

Cuz this really reads like some 2 layer irony shitpost

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

offended when you suggest she should wear nappies

cursed-woog

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

barbara-pit In they go.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Is this some kind of sex thing? If so, is it a sex thing just for him, or are there consenting adult partners to this? I am confused and diffusely revolted.

[-] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Tell me you're a chaser without telling me you're a chaser.

[-] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

He's a pursuit predator at this point

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago
[-] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

He's the fucking worst.

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

As a cis guy I get called sir all the time and don't really like it because it makes me feel chomsky-yes-honey

Really telling on themself by complaining about never being called sir while still acknowledging the reciprical aspect of showing respect...

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Jennifer has no punch. Should've picked a stereotype transgirl name like Lily, Alice, Zoe, Chloe, Emily, Rose, Sophie(a), Samantha, Natalie, Luna, Alex/lexi/alexis, etc etc.

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

99% sure this is vagueposting about a specific trans girl called jennifer who he's mad at lol

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

That would make sense as it reads like a list of chaser interactions. Hope Jennifer gets better sense than to hang out with these people for abusive attention.

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[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago
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[-] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Behold, George RR Martin, a woman

[-] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As much of a woman as the author of 7 top selling fantasy novels

Brb telling my aunt that she ain't a woman cause her book didn't sell. /s

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago
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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

is this an irony post or…?

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