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Wut wud u dew? (hexbear.net)
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Deoxys sesquicentennial refrigerator

Indigo indigo womblefest wimbledon peach

if jt works you have to let us know

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Take that, Al Gore,,

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more like..

lapoopoo lmaoooooooooo

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bean-think

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Y'all are going camping together and not inviting me. This needs to stop! I want to go toooooooo!!!!

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Hey everyone!! I'm doing a food science class and as part of my final grade i have to research into food consumption habits and patterns of a given community, so i want to ask you:

How often do you eat beanis?:

  1. Once a day
  2. Once every twelve hours
  3. Once every hour
  4. Once every half hour
  5. More frequently (please detail: _________)

Thank you for your contribution to academia!!

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I'll do it, idgaf

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Be the change. Cook some beanis today. If we can gas up an auditorium, we can gas up a city. If we gas up a city we can gas up the tri-county area. Get those brappers rippin'! Cook some beans!

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It's lupus (hexbear.net)
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hillary-disgust I worked real hard on these beans

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Show yourself. Meet me at dawn so we may engage in the marketplace of ideas. Im gonna buy some melons from the marketplace. What are you gonna buy tankie ?

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...it was bad beanis

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Hexbears stay winning. What other fediverse community has accomplished that!

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beanissayswhat (hexbear.net)
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blocky-wat

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because of success of The Doorkeys' first episodic of "grok is this true" along with speed luigi and Meldora Magica's surprising fire-based magic, i have announcement

i will be able to be commisioned.

work time is "when i can which is most likely never because i usually do not feel like drawing except once a rare multiple moons at once and because i do not want my family to know that i can draw good cause they'll make me draw for them to get money and thus i get nothing".

because i do not know how to let money show up to my place, send me picture of the money amount of how much you think is worth along with your request which will be replied and then forgotten due to my mental condition

this is not a scam because: -i actually draw sometimes -you only send me picture of money, not actual money -this is secretly a ploy to see how many people are interested in my other hobby that isn't related to video games and to fund possible BETTER art using gonk's state of the art truth detection and drawing of true real good

send to the nearest garbage dump because that's the worth of mspaint slop

joke ruiner! SERIOUSLY read thissorry everyone. if you actually think i'd do this, i am sad to say that i cant do any form of commission.

it would've been nice because i have no form of income but art is a time-using thing to do. something i don't have. i also want full privacy irl which my family doesn't let me so i have to skeak drawing anything because if they catch me be good at drawing i'd become their money generator instead of having my very own

art is also a thing i do not have much motivation for. why? i just don't feel like doing stuff in general, so to speak. life is fucking me up still. i can't wait to try to post Unnamed FOSS Game Things again, for instance, but i do not have the motivation. all i can do is write small text just so i don't vent in every single place i go to. i am so tired

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It is a faster and more optimized data type, and I like being able to use numpy functions on my Epstein arrays.

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And cheeto voldemort will be vanquished forever hillary-assassin

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We can't have people going around advocating for violent language against slave owners.

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Also something about the nuclear family.

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I cannot believe these tag lines! When have I EVER been reasonable?!

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