Step 2) write the rest of the post

I even put a sticky note with my NAME. I've already wrote an email to everyone asking whoever it is to STOP drinking my soymilk. I really like to have my tea with a bit of milk. I can tell you the name of my shop if you want to buy your own.

Looking at you, Charlie.

Curious.

That’s it. That’s the post.

The Beanis that Couldn't Slow Down

Well you got me...

1. I haven't bought snus in 10 years. I know I was carded only because your average 15 year old brocollini's out here want to littrealy be vibrating with energy like their favorite streamer Ethan Klein

2. Your sterile reconstituted synthetic "nicotine pouches" that have been created by finance capital to get around the idiotic tobacco taxes/regulations have so many wild and crazy colors it's impossible to find mint at the store.

3. The only good snus brand is Siberia. Seriously look at this shit

You can take my can off me once you put me up against the wall and execute me for being "cringe" under the tenants of Marxist-Lenninist-Zoomerism for writing this post.

If you don't like going to the car wash or can't afford it, you're an old luddite and you're anti-progress, sorry sweaty 💅

wake me up

i can't wake up

save me

jk I do like twice a year.

Beanis. That's it that's the post.

That's me in the spot-light

Liberal Joe Rogan

• Team Fortress 2 - Team Fortress Classic was pretty based back in the day. I know I was looking forward to the Valve remake before it came out. But let's be honest, Heavy's accent is super racist, and who the fuck was Sniper shooting back in Australia. And no one from New York sounded like Scout since 1948.

• Red Dead Redemption - Can't accept reality that we're not riding ponies anymore. Probably a certain species of Amish.

• Warhammer - Has no qualms about ordering tens of thousands of people to their deaths. Probably thinks that it's cool.

• Tomb Raider - Has extremely unrealistic beauty standards. He'll judge you if you can't free climb a sheer cliff or DIY a bow and arrow from stuff around the campfire.

• Civilization - Still hasn't gotten over Great Man Theory.

• Project Zombiod - Not so secretly wants to kill everyone in the neighborhood.

• Fallout New Vegas - If a person is so willing to mod the fuck out of a game to make it playable, they're going to try to change YOU at every turn.

• Hitman - He's going to do an adventurism and the FBI will be knocking on your door before you know it.

• Hades - Paternal issues. Also boys that obsess over Greek myths are just neo Christians or weebs by another name.

• Vampire Survivors - Has the shortest attention span possible.

• Subnautica -thinks that the Titan was a good idea

• Plants vs Zombies - cares more about defending his backyard than he does about your feelings.

In summary, if your boyfriend has played any of these games for an hour, you should really break up with him.

Wanna come take a ride in my boat?

picture posing by a blue camero

Hey, come hang out by my pool.

goatee with oakley sunglasses

Show recs? I really enjoyed the mandalorian, you should watch that. Baby Yoda! Haha

semi ironic badpost btw. explain your thoughts, i want to hear them