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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

had a friend of a friend offer me and my two friends a slice of pizza. before we could even finish bro pulled out the calculator app on his iphone 15 to determine we all needed to add him on venmo to send 94 cents each. next time i saw him he talked about taking cruise ships every summer

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

you guys should hit him with hammers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

94 times

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

In for a penny, in for a pounding

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

that's how the sigma affords the iPhone 15 and the cruise ships

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

How do you think he paid for the cruises? That's right, pizza money

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"friend"

I'd have just cracked up at the obvious absurdity of it

If he insisted, I'd have laughed harder and then left

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

i would have told him to suck it and let that be the last time i ever saw him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

this is absolutely an overreaction, but my first thought was "wall"