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What Reddit Users Can Expect Now That The Company Is Public (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lube!? That fucker is wrapping his strap-on in barbed wire like Lucille.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I don't know who this Lucille is but she sounds kinky!