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[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (3 children)

this thread needs this apparently

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.

Wikipedia:

a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.

(Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it's worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are there names for "winged-horses" and "three-headed dogs" in general?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Don't think so, which is probably why they are sometimes used as common nouns even though they're technically proper nouns.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I read this as pairings:

  • Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
  • The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
  • ...
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I mean... I wouldn't say no to the second one 😏