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True, but I'd just take the billion dollars and live with the solace that I didn't have the talent of Taylor Swift.
I guess I mean that in this thought experiment it's about waking up as Taylor Swift, not as some random billionaire. Like waking up as Elon Musk seems like it would be a lot more boring than waking up as a talented musician.
True.
In that case, I would use my talents to switch to Funk.
The last time the talents of Taylor Swift were directed toward funk it didn't go so well.
Well she countrified it. I can see why.
If you're going to do Earth, Wind and Fire, you gotta put some stank on it!
Uptown funk gon give it to ya