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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (7 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It'll live on through people actually playing it to.

Cause its still a fantastic game. Especially considering it was made in like a year.

It was the last dying gasp of what Fallout could be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Love that the mod community is still active. I don't know much about modding, but they made it so simple for a smooth skin like me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

i think the only thing that'll kill new vegas is the death of NexusMods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damnit! I was hoping that link was for a fallout memes instance. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Back when fallout had Cass.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 9 months ago

I always felt "thus the name" was unnecessary and kind of ruined the line.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I had five dicks, I'd sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't you be selling gloves?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"They fit like condoms !"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd save children, but not the British children.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Got a pocket full of horses?

Did you fuck the shit out of bears? (Presumably with you 30 dicks and 2 sets of testicles?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But then how would you get past the dick size filter? You know, the one that says "your masculinity must be this size or smaller to get in"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they could be varying sizes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Alright go on then, time to make your dream into a reality! :-P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd try to play them like bagpipes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

unzips

scotland the brave starts playing over the gentle sound of slapping

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There were inconsistencies with the pictures and he always skirted the question when that came up. If I remember right many people asked him to just post a video? And either he refused or he posted something that was really really really bad quality that didn't make sense considering the quality of everything else he had?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He also used his fame to sell a book detailing his sex life and people were quick to point out anatomically impossible things.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh yeah! Honestly it's been forever so I'm blanking on a lot I just remember reading a huge write-up of all the issues with it. I think it was on subredded drama?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

DoubleDickDude was his name and in hindsight it's hilarious how many people fell for it even though it was so obviously fake.

On another note I wonder how much more convincing it would be nowadays using AI tech. Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

oh shit that was fake ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It wouldn't be as nice to have those dicks in place of fingers, though