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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Plus, it's not like the only way to look at the stars is by pointing your nose to the sky... Eyes have movement and the stars can also be seen in the horizon.

Still, would be nice to hug a pig, with my guts. (jk...)

Edit: shit, that sounds so wrong, I meant eating the pig...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hello Prime minister of the UK from that episode of Black Mirror

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or an actual previous prime minister in his student days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

David Cameron ^allegedly^ put his penis in a dead pig's mouth to join the Bullington Club.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

A pig would be damn hard to pick up too. Better do it with a young one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No pig has ever laid on his side and looked sideways at the sky.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They could even look at water reflections, although their very existence is at odds with such possibilities.