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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

taking notes How long will the rats last if I maintain that rate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Probably gone even faster as wouldn't you need a lot more rats to equal what you could get from a squirrel?