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[-] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago

'Bessie' is a preposterous name for a chicken.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I always thought Bessie was a cows name lol

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Who says cows can’t lay eggs?

And don’t say “literally everyone”, that’s a cop out answer

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actually I would say literally no one. I don't think it's ever come up before just now. Just so you're aware though, those things the cows are "laying" out in the pasture are definitely not eggs

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Well well well. Check mate, atheists!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln said that

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

That's why he got shot

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Monotremes would like a word.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fr. I took a double take when I read the meme. What kind of cow lays eggs?? Oh, wait... Who the heck names a chicken Bessie?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

that's what makes it funny

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows the proper name for a hen is Henny Penny.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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