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I don't know what animals you've had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.
Wait until I'll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.
I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.
Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.
God you are dumb
That's the toxoplasmosis speaking
I tested negative for toxoplasmosis :) I just love my abusive feline because I'm dumb. And feet beans are cute