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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The thought of having an animal that stands in it's own shit, who then also walks on kitchen counters and beds and sofas, is disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You'll never win, and you'll never convince these people that their house smells like cat piss. Yes even if they clean it two times per day. No matter how often they clean the litter boxes - everyone who isn't a cat owner can smell it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what animals you've had, but my cat cleans herself (including paws) pretty much right after leaving the litter box, and continues to clean herself all throughout the day.

Wait until I'll tell you what human children do with their hands before proceeding to put them all over the place.

I bet your place looks like a Dexter kill room.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry what was that I didn't hear you over the sound of THE PARASITE LIVING IN YOUR BRAIN THAT YOU GOT FROM YOUR CAT WALKING IN SHIT AND THEN WALKING ALL OVER YOUR FOOD.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the toxoplasmosis speaking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I tested negative for toxoplasmosis :) I just love my abusive feline because I'm dumb. And feet beans are cute