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It's frankly amazing that these two emotions can be reconciled long enough for anyone to find love.
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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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It's about finding the sweet spot for being murder-y. You want to be just murder-y enough to be interesting and mysterious, but no so much that there's actual fear for their lives. OTOH, being not murder-y at all is boring and unfuckable. The dude with the man bun writing poetry about birds is not getting the date in the first place. Meanwhile, "probably not a murderer but I can't rule it out" is heading back to their place for a nightcap.
^ how to say you don't talk to many women without actually saying you don't talk to many women.
He talks to many women. They just don't want him to
? The dude with a man bun writing poetry is fucking me, another dude, and another lady. At once.
I met man-bun bird-poetry on bumble and married him.