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[–] [email protected] 205 points 11 months ago (27 children)

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Your penis was delicious.

That's what your mom said to me last night

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That don't is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it's easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they're just a waste of feed. If you're curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can I please have another bee fact?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don't care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn't a bee fact. It was a me fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

They're clearly vaginal shit

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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