[Not the Onion] IDF is literally looking for "monsters under the bed" and finding them. (hexbear.net)

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IDF spokesman's substack - Monsters Under the Bed - by Lt. Col. Richard Hecht.

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"Thank you so much for being able to sit tonight. Aliyah's bottle is in the fridge, don't forget to warm it up for her and make sure she's in bed by 8:30 at the latest. Oh, and the rockets get launched at 9:15 sharp. Tonight's heading is 91.580, add on a couple of arcseconds if the wind picks up. Okay, that's it! Tootles!"

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