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[–] 23 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

8 and 9.

I figure I can either make bank lending the anthropologists/archeologists a hand with an extinct language, or at least have a bunch of fun bringing it back to life as a personal hobby.

And really? No one's picking nine? Have any of you seen Albert Einstein's calves? He biked regularly. If it turns out I can outrun him now, that won't always be the case as my sedentary ass ages.

No matter how crap my skeleton becomes, I'm giving myself an automatic default level of movement that isn't all that shabby

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn't run at all.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)
    • steal corpse of Albert Einstein
    • hook it up to exoskeleton
    • make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour
    • take the pill

    Problem?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour

    You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic.

    Also, you failed high school physics.

    /sorry

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius".

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