▲ 952 ▼ Choose wisely! (i.imgur.com) submitted 2 years ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 425 comments fedilink hide all child comments (shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
[–] WigglyTortoise@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn't run at all. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour take the pill Problem? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children) make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius". permalink fedilink source parent [–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics permalink fedilink source parent [–] IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub 1 point 2 years ago You've got it all backwards. Einstein's corpse is now energy and fast AF. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child) steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour take the pill Problem? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children) make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius". permalink fedilink source parent [–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics permalink fedilink source parent [–] IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub 1 point 2 years ago You've got it all backwards. Einstein's corpse is now energy and fast AF. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children) make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein's corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you're now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius". permalink fedilink source parent [–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics permalink fedilink source parent [–] IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub 1 point 2 years ago You've got it all backwards. Einstein's corpse is now energy and fast AF. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like "probability of fission" and "blast radius". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn't intended as troll physics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub 1 point 2 years ago You've got it all backwards. Einstein's corpse is now energy and fast AF. permalink fedilink source parent
