▲ 952 ▼ Choose wisely! (i.imgur.com) submitted 2 years ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 425 comments fedilink hide all child comments (shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Probably because you can just take teleportation instead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 point 2 years ago Bedridden, trying not to attract the attention of the government as I slowly teleport my 99yr old fail body a couple inches at a time towards the bathroom instead of being able to get up and jog. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 point 2 years ago Bedridden, trying not to attract the attention of the government as I slowly teleport my 99yr old fail body a couple inches at a time towards the bathroom instead of being able to get up and jog. permalink fedilink source parent
