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To people voting for Biden, what will make you not vote for him in the general election? (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've noticed a lot of posts asking how we're going to vote, and people coming in trying to shame people for not voting for Biden, or any candidate in the general election at all.

So I'm curious and, asking in good faith, want to know - what will make you stop voting for Biden?

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you don't vote for Hitler then Turbo-Hitler will win.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The existence of a Turbo Hitler means that there is a Turbo Stalin out there

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turbo-stalin's spoon was too big and he collapsed in to a point singularity with the equivalent of 53,000 solar masses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Unlike Turbo-Stalin himself, the Spoon did not collapse. Today, the DPRK is investigating if Juche necromancy will allow the Spoon to be used without collapsing the user into a singularity.