“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”

I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle moaning till i blew. He pretty immediately reached for his taser. He announced he was gobs going to taser me. I had committed. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it hard. Then other cops stripped me of my precious butter. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.

Anon should be so lucky

that's what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer