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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets a police visit (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 day ago by MutantTailThing@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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My last insight of anons mind caused quite a controversy so I thought I'd share something mild.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.

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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's practically impossible to speak while you're being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.

Right after? You're fine and can do whatever. If it's your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Obviously I’ll be training for this.

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[–] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago*

PCP is a performance enhancing drug in this regard.

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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can't recommend. Once was enough

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