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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

There are so many psychos in America, hard to pick one. I would rather send Sam Altman a message, I believe he is the sickest of all of them.

[-] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

Unfortunately Sam Altman didn't try to steal CAH's land.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That's wild. Sam Altman sucks but he's tame compared to others

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

I think you haven't heard the interview where he talks about the "suicide" of one of his employees:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suchir_Balaji

Watch this interview:

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/1o9ewpv/sam_altman_discusses_the_mysterious_death_of_his/

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I didn't say he wasn't evil. But Peter Thiel exists.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago
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