Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk? (www.cardsagainsthumanity.com)

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Today, we’re announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For just $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch.

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[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 13 points 37 minutes ago

Is there any way to make the monument noisy as fuck and wildly carcinogenic for those living nearby?

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 33 minutes ago

So... a noisy cybertruck?

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 16 minutes ago

wildly carcinogenic

Background noise for Texas.

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 4 points 25 minutes ago

A statue of someone putting their whole head up their own ass would be good

[-] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 4 minutes ago

A meme almost as old as the Internet, yet still worthy of Musk:

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 minutes ago

I'm just gonna start fucking downvoting censors

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026

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