1. Pink
2. Between 7-8am.
3. Check my phone then put kettle on
4. I don't think so
5. It's close enough!
6. Chemist Warehouse probably?
7. Not applicable

1. Depends on the day of the week. Chicken crimpy, BBQ or cheddar are my favs, but I do like the vegemite cheese ones.
2. Somewhere between 7-7:30
3. Existential crisis.
4. I don't think so.
5. I quite enjoy an IKEA but I can't say I'm phased either way. If it's close enough to not fuck up immediate traffic, sure, why not.
6. TK Maxx. I like to sniff candles and check out cheap makeup.
7. At least twice. Which is far, far, farrrr less than he used to.

What are your answers?

1. Garlic overload I think they're called. GF gets them, very moreish.
2. About an hour before the birds. ~6am at the moment. Play on the phone then walk the dog.
3. Phone then walk the dog.
4. Never had a Bunnings snag.
5. I have the biggest Ikea near me.
6. Savemore or Europa Markets, if not food then eBay/marketplace.
7. Never, we sleep together. It's been eight years and we're good. He might wake me to get under the covers if it's gotten cold but I barely notice. Lift the blankets, he wiggles in and snuggles up.

1. Pizza.
2. 5.30am.
3. Take thyroid meds.
4. No. I'll look at plants and then buy a snag.
5. If I wanted to be poor, yes.
6. Pet supply shop
7. Every night, at least twice.

I do not eat Shapes.

5.30 am

Go Pee.

No

Yes.

Pharmacy

Too bloody often

1. Cheese and bacon
2. Approx 6am
3. Go pee
4. Yes!
5. Ambivalent
6. Cafe downstairs
7. Every night multiple times lol

1. Crimpy gang
2. 400 AM sharp
3. Coffee. Black. No sugar
4. Yup
5. IKEA is the ninth level of hell. Those meatballs tho
6. Bottle shop
7. Nearly every night

1. Never eat them
2. 6am
3. Turn the kettle on for a cuppa
4. Yes. Me bad but it was delicious.
5. No - could use a Kmart though
6. Coffee shop
7. No pets at present.

1. BBQ
2. 6am
3. Check the time to see if its realllly morning already
4. No!
5. Nah that would be dangerous
6. Cafe next door
7. no pets :-(

1 cheddar

2 6am

3 drink of water

4 nope

5 fuck no lol

6 music shop

7 regularly. Too regularly.

1. BBQ?

2. Lately it's been 7am.

3. Unfortunately go on my phone or existential crisis also.

4. I have never had a Bunnings snag! Am I missing out? My partner had Bunnings vouchers from work and it made me question what makes the establishment so popular.

5. I live a moderate distance from an IKEA and go about twice a year. It is an experience I looked forward to as a kid and still as a kidult. Fridays are half price on meatball meals for ikea family members.

6. The retail store I work at :(

7. If I am the only one in the house, at least five times. I feel sorry for the other members of the house he clings to. Velcro dog.

1. Trick question because they're all shit but I did like the OG pizza shapes.

2. Between 4:30 & 7:00

3. Check the time.

4. Yes.

5. Yes.

6. The Vietnamese shop.

7. Sometimes I hear him shaking his collar and running up and down the hall which means I have to get up and let him out or he'll sizzle on the carpet.