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[-] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

With circumcision we knew it wasn't for 'hygiene' for quite a long time lol. It's about masturbation. They want men to not be cranking it. They still will tho, that's the lie that everyone knows and everyone just pretends they don't. But it's always been about men jacking it. Can't be petting the snake with God watching.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Watch back. See eye to eye. Cocked and loaded

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