▲ 1118 ▼ RFK jr having a 21-minute crash out (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world 141 comments fedilink hide all child comments Dana Bash on CNN calling the BS out
[–] dregan@lemmy.world 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 child) How can you share something this juicy and not provide the video? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 4 weeks ago (7 children) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPP5exb-2rw 15:45 I have to say that until I went looking for this video I had never heard him speak.. What the heck is with his voice? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 91 points 4 weeks ago* (5 children) He developed spasmodic dysphonia (involuntary larynx contractions) in 1996 at age 42. It was caused by eating tainted hippopotamus meat. He had hit the hippo while driving a mack truck near Pablo Escobar's compound in the middle of the night, pursued by paramilitary forces. He returned 2 days later under cover of darkness to eat its liver and testicles, which an alternative health guru told him contained antioxidants and hormones that could prevent aging. He wound up about a week later in an El Salvadoran prison after rampaging through various towns in Colombia, Panama, and El Salvador causing property damage to several farmers' vegetable stalls, soiling himself repeatedly, and accosting locals. Eye witnesses report that he had the voice at the time of these incidents. The US had him extradited soon after agreeing that they'd try him, but they dropped the charges on administrative grounds almost immediately. That's probably not true - no one really knows why spasmodic dysphonia happens. Seems to be something to do with your Basal Ganglia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] decolo@piefed.social 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 child) great yarn there lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago they really had me going there! permalink fedilink source parent [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 19 points 4 weeks ago Sounded like a McAfee story for a bit. Nicely done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago That’s probably not true You really had me going! Close enough to the truth I guess. Not why he has spasmodic dysphonia, but plenty of similar shit he pulled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iambus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago Very good lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago* classic RFK, of course he would get an infection/parasite that causes his voice. he will eat any animals he sees. do you ever wonder if he would eat crows, vultures or a raven? he was in a manic phase looking for exotic animal meat. hippos are dangerous dead or alive it seems. permalink fedilink source parent [–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) I mentioned to an acquaintance that this guy seems like an avatar of plague, and he was like “It’s funny, most of his ideas are good.” then went on to list some absolutely crazy bad takes. Clearly this guy is not the one to take health advice from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) he looks like worms using skin suit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago* Supraphysiologic dosing of testosterone will do that. That and really really really tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dregan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children) Clearly Hegseth is war. Who's famine and death? Maybe Brooke Rollins for famine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) I'd say Miller is death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent [–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago Which one is responsible for (de)regulating the fossil fuel industry causing crops to die from climate change? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 4 weeks ago wouldnt it be conquest/ or pollution. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fizzle@quokk.au 18 points 4 weeks ago What a cringe fest. I hate watching these idiots. His entire repertoire is classic pseudo science grift. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago He allegedly has a medical condition. But these people lie all the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 4 weeks ago holy shit, how did we get from JFK to this douchenozzle. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Artaca@lemdro.id 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) Holy crap the comment section is ROUGH permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago Wow you weren't kidding. It's like they invaded it lol. I wonder who sent them all there. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago What do you mean? He's he picture of health permalink fedilink source parent
[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 4 weeks ago (7 children) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPP5exb-2rw 15:45 I have to say that until I went looking for this video I had never heard him speak.. What the heck is with his voice? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 91 points 4 weeks ago* (5 children) He developed spasmodic dysphonia (involuntary larynx contractions) in 1996 at age 42. It was caused by eating tainted hippopotamus meat. He had hit the hippo while driving a mack truck near Pablo Escobar's compound in the middle of the night, pursued by paramilitary forces. He returned 2 days later under cover of darkness to eat its liver and testicles, which an alternative health guru told him contained antioxidants and hormones that could prevent aging. He wound up about a week later in an El Salvadoran prison after rampaging through various towns in Colombia, Panama, and El Salvador causing property damage to several farmers' vegetable stalls, soiling himself repeatedly, and accosting locals. Eye witnesses report that he had the voice at the time of these incidents. The US had him extradited soon after agreeing that they'd try him, but they dropped the charges on administrative grounds almost immediately. That's probably not true - no one really knows why spasmodic dysphonia happens. Seems to be something to do with your Basal Ganglia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] decolo@piefed.social 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 child) great yarn there lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago they really had me going there! permalink fedilink source parent [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 19 points 4 weeks ago Sounded like a McAfee story for a bit. Nicely done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago That’s probably not true You really had me going! Close enough to the truth I guess. Not why he has spasmodic dysphonia, but plenty of similar shit he pulled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iambus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago Very good lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago* classic RFK, of course he would get an infection/parasite that causes his voice. he will eat any animals he sees. do you ever wonder if he would eat crows, vultures or a raven? he was in a manic phase looking for exotic animal meat. hippos are dangerous dead or alive it seems. permalink fedilink source parent [–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) I mentioned to an acquaintance that this guy seems like an avatar of plague, and he was like “It’s funny, most of his ideas are good.” then went on to list some absolutely crazy bad takes. Clearly this guy is not the one to take health advice from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) he looks like worms using skin suit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago* Supraphysiologic dosing of testosterone will do that. That and really really really tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dregan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children) Clearly Hegseth is war. Who's famine and death? Maybe Brooke Rollins for famine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) I'd say Miller is death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent [–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago Which one is responsible for (de)regulating the fossil fuel industry causing crops to die from climate change? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 4 weeks ago wouldnt it be conquest/ or pollution. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fizzle@quokk.au 18 points 4 weeks ago What a cringe fest. I hate watching these idiots. His entire repertoire is classic pseudo science grift. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago He allegedly has a medical condition. But these people lie all the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 4 weeks ago holy shit, how did we get from JFK to this douchenozzle. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Artaca@lemdro.id 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) Holy crap the comment section is ROUGH permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago Wow you weren't kidding. It's like they invaded it lol. I wonder who sent them all there. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago What do you mean? He's he picture of health permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 91 points 4 weeks ago* (5 children) He developed spasmodic dysphonia (involuntary larynx contractions) in 1996 at age 42. It was caused by eating tainted hippopotamus meat. He had hit the hippo while driving a mack truck near Pablo Escobar's compound in the middle of the night, pursued by paramilitary forces. He returned 2 days later under cover of darkness to eat its liver and testicles, which an alternative health guru told him contained antioxidants and hormones that could prevent aging. He wound up about a week later in an El Salvadoran prison after rampaging through various towns in Colombia, Panama, and El Salvador causing property damage to several farmers' vegetable stalls, soiling himself repeatedly, and accosting locals. Eye witnesses report that he had the voice at the time of these incidents. The US had him extradited soon after agreeing that they'd try him, but they dropped the charges on administrative grounds almost immediately. That's probably not true - no one really knows why spasmodic dysphonia happens. Seems to be something to do with your Basal Ganglia. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] decolo@piefed.social 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 child) great yarn there lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago they really had me going there! permalink fedilink source parent [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 19 points 4 weeks ago Sounded like a McAfee story for a bit. Nicely done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago That’s probably not true You really had me going! Close enough to the truth I guess. Not why he has spasmodic dysphonia, but plenty of similar shit he pulled. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iambus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago Very good lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago* classic RFK, of course he would get an infection/parasite that causes his voice. he will eat any animals he sees. do you ever wonder if he would eat crows, vultures or a raven? he was in a manic phase looking for exotic animal meat. hippos are dangerous dead or alive it seems. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] decolo@piefed.social 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 child) great yarn there lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago they really had me going there! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago they really had me going there! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 19 points 4 weeks ago Sounded like a McAfee story for a bit. Nicely done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago That’s probably not true You really had me going! Close enough to the truth I guess. Not why he has spasmodic dysphonia, but plenty of similar shit he pulled. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago* classic RFK, of course he would get an infection/parasite that causes his voice. he will eat any animals he sees. do you ever wonder if he would eat crows, vultures or a raven? he was in a manic phase looking for exotic animal meat. hippos are dangerous dead or alive it seems. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) I mentioned to an acquaintance that this guy seems like an avatar of plague, and he was like “It’s funny, most of his ideas are good.” then went on to list some absolutely crazy bad takes. Clearly this guy is not the one to take health advice from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) he looks like worms using skin suit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago* Supraphysiologic dosing of testosterone will do that. That and really really really tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dregan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children) Clearly Hegseth is war. Who's famine and death? Maybe Brooke Rollins for famine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) I'd say Miller is death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent [–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago Which one is responsible for (de)regulating the fossil fuel industry causing crops to die from climate change? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 4 weeks ago wouldnt it be conquest/ or pollution. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) he looks like worms using skin suit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago* Supraphysiologic dosing of testosterone will do that. That and really really really tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 weeks ago* Supraphysiologic dosing of testosterone will do that. That and really really really tiny balls. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dregan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children) Clearly Hegseth is war. Who's famine and death? Maybe Brooke Rollins for famine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) I'd say Miller is death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent [–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago Which one is responsible for (de)regulating the fossil fuel industry causing crops to die from climate change? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 4 weeks ago wouldnt it be conquest/ or pollution. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child) I'd say Miller is death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago hes an apostate, of anti-crhist(thiel) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago Which one is responsible for (de)regulating the fossil fuel industry causing crops to die from climate change? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 point 4 weeks ago wouldnt it be conquest/ or pollution. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fizzle@quokk.au 18 points 4 weeks ago What a cringe fest. I hate watching these idiots. His entire repertoire is classic pseudo science grift. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 4 weeks ago He allegedly has a medical condition. But these people lie all the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 4 weeks ago holy shit, how did we get from JFK to this douchenozzle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Artaca@lemdro.id 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children) Holy crap the comment section is ROUGH permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago Wow you weren't kidding. It's like they invaded it lol. I wonder who sent them all there. permalink fedilink source parent [+] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago Wow you weren't kidding. It's like they invaded it lol. I wonder who sent them all there. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 point 4 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago What do you mean? He's he picture of health permalink fedilink source parent