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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back
(www.fashiontimes.co.uk)
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This is the kind of thing you should have thrown the bass player in to while the band plays on. The music stays good, everyone has fun, and there's no risk to a person.
Bass players aren't people?
I’m pretty sure bass are fish
Now it makes total sense
The music sounds a lot better when the bass player isn't on stage smacking a wet fish around.
If you don't assume treble clef on sheet music, then you're really not, LOL.
A little harsh...
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