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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm a Katy in a bottle

Ya gotta push me the right way

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Okay no this one i actually believe is the onion.

based on the title alone, because i ain't click no fashiontimes that ain't got my kin in it

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 242 points 10 hours ago

I watched the video, this isn't what happens. As soon as she tells the crowd to head to the stage they start sending her back.. this is just a Katy Perry ad

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 115 points 9 hours ago

See, this is why I always go to the comments before clicking. Thank you.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago

It's always so good. People love to correct, and it helps us all. 👍

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago

The title is sensationalized for sure. Wild to put that much trust in an uncoordinated crowd to begin with, tho I guess it worked at another show.

[-] Akh@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago

I am almost certain there are 20 or 30 plants who are working on the team

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 34 points 8 hours ago

They have the technology to command sentient plants and they're using it to move around Katy Perry. Fucking typical

[-] Akh@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Still a better use for AI than most

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 10 points 5 hours ago

We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 82 points 10 hours ago

Should have made it a sparkling water bottle and called it Katy Perrier.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Feckin amateur. At a gogol bordello concert i saw Hutz crowd surf half naked on top of a marching bass drum

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Gogol bordello do it right. I was at a show where this decked out Mohawk'd girl gleefully charged the stage during the set and the roadies straight out body checked her off the stage. It was honestly impressive how fast they moved, and the fact they did it without noticeably hurting her. I get why they did it too, because she launched herself at the band full speed.

Hutz pulled her up onto the stage right after to dance while the band just went mental. It was a great way to channel the joyful energy from her charge once it was clear she wasent trying to hurt anyone.

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

This is the kind of thing you should have thrown the bass player in to while the band plays on. The music stays good, everyone has fun, and there's no risk to a person.

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

Bass players aren't people?

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 23 points 8 hours ago

I’m pretty sure bass are fish

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The music sounds a lot better when the bass player isn't on stage smacking a wet fish around.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

If you don't assume treble clef on sheet music, then you're really not, LOL.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

A little harsh...

[-] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 4 points 8 hours ago

Of course not!

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 18 points 10 hours ago

You know, it's funny, I have no clue what this lady looks like.. probably couldn't point out anything she's done in the wild. I've heard and seen her name a lot but couldn't point her out in a lineup. This photo definitely doesn't help, and I'm certainly not going to break this streak and google her now.

[-] dil@piefed.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

How do you not know, she might be kinda stupid, but shes famous for being hot and had hella charting songs. The nun thing was weird but uh even without her involvement that place still got sold?

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago

She looks like Zooey Doofenshmirtz, but without bangs and eyes that don't pierce your soul and weight your heart against a feather

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

Katy Perry is the Walmart Zooey

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Makes sense. Would that make Justin the Zellers Trudeau?

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Pierre Trudeau's marriage fell apart when he was PM and he ended up dating Barbra Streisand after stepping down as PM. Justin (his son)'s , marriage also fell apart when he was PM and he is dating Katy Perry

sequels are never better than the original

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

She's husky in human form

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

you don't know I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It or Baby You're A Firework? I feel like those were everywhere.

[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

TBF there are lots of songs I recognize but couldn't tell you who sang it or anything about the singer.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

Congrats on kissing a girl and enjoying it but idk if I am a firework but I sure am explosive.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[-] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

That doesn't help about what she looks like

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 8 hours ago

You're super cool. I bet you don't even own a TV.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Those people are actually absent from TV screens on most of the planet, as soon as you leave the US and their celebrity addiction.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 4 points 6 hours ago

My human in christ, I own a TV in almost every room. I'm on the internet every day, and I still manage to not know what she looks like. I'd say that's quite a feat. Thanks for participating.

[-] northernlights@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

I only know how she looks like myself because of a specific Simpsons episode.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

WTF is that costume?! That's not a sexy outfit, this is:

[-] snoons@piefed.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Sauce? ...for science?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 8 hours ago

pizza, pizza, me so hungee!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 10 hours ago

these greenpeace ads are getting ridiculous

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

The willingness of a crowd or group of people to be utter smartasses always cheers me up.

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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