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Stavros Halkias

Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like "okay bro I wasn't trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food."

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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

What if we just overlay an audio track of Stav hyena laughing with the occasional "Hell yeah dude" during other dialogue

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

"No dude, come on no."

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe Stav could be Menelaus and he would show Telemachus his pool with a big GMS in it, then a slave hands Telemachus a clay tablet that says "the G stands for Gay" and Menelaus is like "yeah the contractors fucked that up but I can't execute that slave, they're in the union".

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

"Interesting."

"A cupcake and a candy bar."

"Forty Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches."

"Quadruple-deck fuckin' burgers."

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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