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Stavros Halkias

Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like "okay bro I wasn't trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food."

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"Interesting."

"A cupcake and a candy bar."

"Forty Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches."

"Quadruple-deck fuckin' burgers."

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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