I think it's a real injustice to the Greek community that Christopher Nolan didn't cast the best Greek actor ever in the Odyssey (hexbear.net)

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Stavros Halkias

Just have him be one of the suitors stuffing his face and crackling, then when Odysseus shows up he hides in a corner and is like "okay bro I wasn't trying to fuck your wife I was just here for the food."

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[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe Stav could be Menelaus and he would show Telemachus his pool with a big GMS in it, then a slave hands Telemachus a clay tablet that says "the G stands for Gay" and Menelaus is like "yeah the contractors fucked that up but I can't execute that slave, they're in the union".

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