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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Why does this read like an AI generated adventure story?

An old explosives engineer who was advising the saboteurs told them that punching even a small hole in a pressurised pipeline would unleash a reaction that would rip open the pipes, not unlike piercing a balloon.

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I think I know I've heard that before

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This is just embarrassingly bad:

“The war would not have started without the Nord Streams,” the Colonel told his teams at a briefing. Russian gas gave Moscow economic and political influence over Ukraine’s allies. The pipelines were tentacles wrapped around Europe’s neck. Destroying them would slash Putin’s revenue and release the stranglehold. The Colonel’s words resonated. Freya hadn’t understood why Nato wasn’t helping more as Russian missiles rained down on civilian targets. Putin had tied their hands with his energy blackmail. It was time to end it.

Each team was assigned a skipper and two military officers. Freya’s team included a champion sailor from Odesa whom I’ll call the Skipper; a serviceman known as the Soldier, a wanted criminal redeemed by the war; and the Captain, a commander who was an old friend of the Colonel: a tough, reformed drinker who had found God and veganism.

But the Colonel had always believed that Freya gave them one advantage no forged document could provide. If stopped by police, he said, they should say they were making a diving-themed pornographic movie.

It's like they told the AI to right YA adventure narrative with only a few specific details to fit the cover story.

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

If stopped by police, he said, they should say they were making a diving-themed pornographic movie.

Diving-themed pornographic movie that requires ~500kg of plastic explosives stuffed in the car boot

[-] Yllych@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

I don't know if this is ai but the article is definitely goofy as hell in the story it proposes. It's written like it's moonligting as a movie script

To rip open a pipeline at the bottom of the sea requires skills that go far beyond those of even elite special forces divers. Most US Navy Seals couldn’t go down as deep, nor could most members of Britain’s SBS. Instead it was done by ordinary civilians thrust into extraordinary roles.

Yeah I don't buy that. The us military wouldn't dive to the bottom of the North Sea? Wtf is this article talking about. A sexy femme fatale and her ragtag group of dashingly codenamed conspirators sailed a yacht and did some amateur industrial sabotage? No mention of Seymour Hersh's story? This doesn't pass smell test for me.

I guess at least it's not blaming Russia for the attack lol.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Are navy seals like deep deep water divers, though? I thought they were just marines who get wet

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 11 hours ago

Navy SEALs were created in 1942 as literally "Underwater Demolition Team"

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago

Yes, absolutely. Extreme depth training and closed circuit rebreather use are part of SEAL training.

To be honest, other than the use of explosives there's nothing about this particular dive that someone with an Advanced Open Water Diver certification and a couple of specialty courses under their belt wouldn't be able to do.

My dad was a naval doctor and the diving training he received while studying hyperbaric medicine was enough to easily translate to a Master Scuba Diver rating for recreational diving. SEALs get significantly more training than that.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 15 hours ago

they're marines who take off their floaties in the pool

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