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White House honors Harambe 10 years after his death, hailing him as a “true patriot"
(thelibertyline.com)
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"Hello, Harambe, I'm President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.
You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we're alike because we're both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.
But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don't eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don't eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.
So, I'm gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it's fabulous! You'll love it, I promise you, Harambe."
Harambe kills himself.
Fine, a cage without Harambe than.
Damn I felt like I heard him saying this in me head!