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[-] derAbsender@piefed.social 3 points 30 minutes ago

Fitting.

The new heraldic animal for the bananan republic.

Shit hole country.

[-] davetortoise@reddthat.com 6 points 1 hour ago

They're really just throwing stuff at the wall at this point

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 hour ago

I wish Trump had been put in cage with Harambe 11 years ago or so.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".

I want to stay there.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I wish to stay there with you.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

meme-washing

cheap, gets likes

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 17 points 3 hours ago

Being a Veteran Of The Internet, I know to take screengrabs with a pinch of salt. I'll do my due diligence, thank you!

And, well, I wish I hadn't. Because now I know this is real and oh my fucking god

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 hours ago

Jesus christ ... whichever 4chan incels were hired to run the U.S. web pages didn't even blink twice at turning a meme into a governmental announcement.

This is what it's about - completely outrageous displays of circusry to distract from it becoming an absolutely, pants-shittingly embarrassing mockery of its former glory.

The U.S is getting robbed blind and made to look like an buffoon simultaneously.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 74 points 6 hours ago
[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago

Of course they're honoring him, his death sealed the current future where Trump get elected twice.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy has been severed. Reload to restore the weave of fate, or persist in this doomed world you have created.

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

And now, show me Epstein files.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

So it’s been 10 years.

Let’s open the portal to get out of this alternate timeline

Everyone drop acid and walk in circles

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

LFG bitch I'm ready. I've been ready to GTFO this rock

[-] mech@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago

Feels much longer than that.
But 2020 went on for at least 5 years.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago

An AI eulogy posted by fascists. Some honor.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 58 points 8 hours ago

Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The bottom of the fucking barrel and then lower than that. Fuck.

[-] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago

the fuck is this retarded shit, go shit on the south lawn you fuckheads

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago
[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

White Trash elected White Trash and got White Trash. News at 11.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 4 points 3 hours ago

Do we really need to drop an R-word here?

[-] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 34 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Before reading this article and hearing the name "Harambe"?

Before

After reading this article?

After

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

The stupid pieces of shit have never known what a patriot is

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Nope, they know that patriots are worth less than used toilet paper, and wipe their ass with patriots as needed to force everyone else into their vile agenda AmeriKKKa

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 18 points 8 hours ago

AmeriKKKa is truly the most ignorant and least serious culture in all of history.

[-] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 19 points 8 hours ago
[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

More of a patriot than any of the motherfuckers currently running the country

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago
[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Oof. Fucking hate it here.

this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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