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[-] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago

I dunno, Jesus is all about turning water into wine, flipping tables, chillin with hoes, and generally being nice to people. Sounds like some chill surfer dude energy

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 18 hours ago

He hanged out with prostitutes and drunks, I'd kick it with Jay man.

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You're forgetting the end, where He comes back leading a Holy Army and murders everybody! The exact opposite of chill surfer dude energy.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

No no no, that's his dad.

Hold on... I'm being told he is his own dad.

I always got lefty Redneck who's just a tad bit unstable vibes personally. Reminder he spent like a day crafting a whip for his table flipping excursion, also the whole sell your cloak and buy a sword quote. Also while the term carpenter is generally accepted broadly the ancient Greek term could also be used for general laborers, which seems more aligned with Rednecks to me. Well that or some Mexican-Americans I've known, but regardless you are either being called a bastard or a pendejo.

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