A lot of "illiterate" people suddenly gain like 10 reading grade levels when literacy means they'll get some kind of treat (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Idk how many customers I've had who claimed they change navigate simple web pages suddenly find some sentence buried deep in the fine print of the term and conditions that they can use to badger me into accepting a 2 year old return.

More like "lazy-iterate"

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[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don’t worry, I pushed a hotfix

Patch notes:

retail and service workers now spawn with 12-gauge shotguns

beans make you fart even more

Owls are less dirty

you can fast travel by drinking alcohol

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

owls are less dirty

Shit meta devs pls buff

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

sorry we had to nerf owls after the piss and shit update ruined pvp servers

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago

Poo vs piss servers

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

COME GET SOME...

Of our amazing deals and offers!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

You know who worked retail…

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Shop smart

Shop S-Mart

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Oh hi, long forgotten childhood memory

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I got in trouble for talking about playing Duke Nukem 3D at school

Definitely never forgetting that

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

"shake it baby"

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Owls are less dirty

oh no, look what you've done to me

this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026

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