A lot of "illiterate" people suddenly gain like 10 reading grade levels when literacy means they'll get some kind of treat (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Idk how many customers I've had who claimed they change navigate simple web pages suddenly find some sentence buried deep in the fine print of the term and conditions that they can use to badger me into accepting a 2 year old return.

More like "lazy-iterate"

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago

I do not miss working retail

Everyone treats you like scum

The state should allow every retail worker to carry a cattle prod or electric whip and give them free reign to utilize it

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don’t worry, I pushed a hotfix

Patch notes:

retail and service workers now spawn with 12-gauge shotguns

beans make you fart even more

Owls are less dirty

you can fast travel by drinking alcohol

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

owls are less dirty

Shit meta devs pls buff

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

sorry we had to nerf owls after the piss and shit update ruined pvp servers

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Poo vs piss servers

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

COME GET SOME...

Of our amazing deals and offers!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

You know who worked retail…

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Shop smart

Shop S-Mart

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Oh hi, long forgotten childhood memory

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I got in trouble for talking about playing Duke Nukem 3D at school

Definitely never forgetting that

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

"shake it baby"

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Owls are less dirty

oh no, look what you've done to me

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Every retail worker should be allowed one free kill per year.

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