▲ 970 ▼ type shit (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 271 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children) As a follow on, is your username supposed to be "Holmes" but you decided to wing it on the spelling test? I'm also circumcised and find getting bent out of shape over it 18 years later to be... an unusual response. Edit: Hey Lemmy Weiner police! Be sure to bitch out your parents if you haven't, it will definitely be helpful in some way! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 child) aww, did that sound good before you posted it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -29 points 4 months ago (2 children) Yep! After too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 child) You were wrong, unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -7 points 4 months ago It's like that sometimes 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children) If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point. Later permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children) It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -9 points 4 months ago Cya. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago (1 child) What a fucking weird opener. "Your username is a common usage word im gonna claim you meant something else and accuse you of mispelling" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -16 points 4 months ago 🤷 it got you talking didn't it? permalink fedilink source parent [–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 4 months ago sybau permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 child) aww, did that sound good before you posted it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -29 points 4 months ago (2 children) Yep! After too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 child) You were wrong, unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -7 points 4 months ago It's like that sometimes 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children) If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point. Later permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children) It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -9 points 4 months ago Cya. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -29 points 4 months ago (2 children) Yep! After too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 child) You were wrong, unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -7 points 4 months ago It's like that sometimes 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent [–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children) If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point. Later permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children) It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -9 points 4 months ago Cya. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 child) You were wrong, unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -7 points 4 months ago It's like that sometimes 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent
[+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -7 points 4 months ago It's like that sometimes 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children) If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point. Later permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children) It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -9 points 4 months ago Cya. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children) It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago too bad we're not in a bar 😁 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink. I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 child) Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Username checks out. Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all. I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago (1 child) What a fucking weird opener. "Your username is a common usage word im gonna claim you meant something else and accuse you of mispelling" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -16 points 4 months ago 🤷 it got you talking didn't it? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works -16 points 4 months ago 🤷 it got you talking didn't it? permalink fedilink source parent
