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submitted 4 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point.

Later

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    No, I don't think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink.

    I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don't think I've ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I'm really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I'm not going to either. Nope.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Username checks out.

    Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all.

    I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete.

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