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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen
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I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.
A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.
I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.
On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.
I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.
Fair enough. With that I cannot help.
If that was their only downtime that year, that would have resulted in 99.7% uptime.