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[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 4 points 17 hours ago

I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.

[-] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 5 points 17 hours ago

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.

this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2026
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