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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen
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They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.
I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.
A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.
I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.
On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.
I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.
Fair enough. With that I cannot help.
If that was their only downtime that year, that would have resulted in 99.7% uptime.
Migrations should always incur downtime
"Hey we're migrating, take a break for a week"
Lol, awesome.
Annoyingly I noticed that the status page only shows the past 22 minutes to 1 hour for the primary services. I have no idea why, and there doesn't seem to be a way to look further back. But the badge says 99.45% uptime over the last 14 days, so that's probably right.