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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I said "yeah have fun dying in Operation Epstein Fury!" and he gave me an enraged look.

This guy kinda looks like Pete Hegseth btw. Trashy tattoos and all.

Little afraid he's gonna show up to work with a gun now and shoot me but honestly dying to make a headline like "Ex-Con shoots coworker for calling Trump's operation in Iran 'Epstein Fury'" would be a pretty epic way to go.

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[-] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

To put on my tinfoil theory hat for a moment, I think this is because the same material conditions that make alcoholics also make CHUDS and leftists: poor material conditions. Alcoholism is a very proletarian addiction.

Middle of the road liberals live too comfortably to get radicalized in either direction and also live too comfortably to hit the rock bottom required to get forced into recovery. And if a liberal's material conditions get bad enough, they either become a leftist or a CHUD.

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

Alcoholism is a very proletarian addiction.

What I say to my comrades when they express concern about how much beer I've been drinking.

[-] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Real

And you should hold on to those comrades

We all need eachother to get through this time of monsters

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

My comrades are named Modelo, Corona and Heineken

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Alcoholism is a very proletarian addiction

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Hillary lapsed into alcoholism after she lost. Kamala had persistent rumors about her being drunk, but I never watched her speak so I can't say. Usually with those you want to get another addict of that kind of drug because they can spot each other right away. I learned that on prison youtube when some got out and everyone went yay and then they went right back to what got them into prison in the first place.

[-] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Do the political classifications (CHUD, leftist) we're using for people that are petite bourgeois at most even apply to members of the USA ruling class?

Hillary and Kamala are both clearly class conscious bourgeois, right? They'd never end up in recovery alongside us proles, they get private treatment and never reach rock bottom.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Just pointing out that alcoholism is not "a very proletarian addiction" which is a classist smear if I've ever heard one.

[-] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

The fact that it isn't exclusive to the proletariat isn't really a counter to the point I was getting at.

Historically and presently, workers have alcohol as an easily accessible means to escape reality. The bourgeois generally don't need that kind of escape because they own everything. Typically the bourgeois inflicts their own problems upon themselves.

My intent is not and was not to treat it as a classist smear. I just noticed a relationship in the world and wanted to mention it

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Do you even KNOW any working class people? It's pills now. Oxy, xanax, and the ever-popular ritalin.

gulag

[-] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm too autistic to tell if this is a bit or not, but in my hometown at least, it's alcoholism and heroin. All working class folks

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