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[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago
[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago

acting like 90% of food doesnt use seasoning of some kind, lmao

Boil all Breadtubers (except for skullboi)

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Hbomber erasure will not stand

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Self own: admitting publically you've never been invited to a home cooked meal by a Chinese person before.

Thinking tofu has no texture just shows you've only had the silken tofu white supermarkets sell. Thinking it has no taste means it was cooked CIA style (the 2nd worst CIA, the Culinary Institute of America).

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Thinking it has no taste means it was cooked CIA style (the 2nd worst CIA, the Culinary Institute of America).

flashbacks to the chris and steph video about mapo doufu where the CIA version is just bland tofu corners with soggy overcooked veg

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Is that the one with Kissinger's recipe?

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

It's common to mistake intelligence for the capacity to be re-educated but do not be fooled comrades.

The intelligent liberal is simply capable of weaving a more effective shield of deception around the black hole they call an ideology.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago

Is it weird that I unironically like plain tofu?

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

tofu puffs are literally just deep fried tofu and I love them on their own
the process makes them even more absorbent when it comes to taking on flavour, especially in a soup (laksa being my reference)
they're absolutely fucking goated

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

I've never tried tofu puffs. I'll have to give that a go.

[-] jimmyjohnsandwich9@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

I don't think its weird. When I am cooking myself something with tofu I end up eating like a third of the block before I even start to season it lmao

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

vegan-tofu unbothered, unseasoned, in my juice and flourishing

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Especially silken tofu ๐Ÿ˜‹

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Hell yeh me too I'll eat it straight from the container

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, often when I'm chopping up tofu I'll eat a piece or two before cooking the rest

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

I want Natalie to eat boiled beef and then look her audience in the eyes and lie to their faces by saying that has any flavor.

You know what tastes so great about steak? The fucking salted butter and spices you cooked it in! Fun fact: You can cook pretty much anything in salted fat and spices and it'll come out just fine.

Damn now I want some curry...

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If you boil something in water you are extracting the flavor into a stock. Stocks are commonly used for their flavor in cooking around the world. In France just like in China.

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

That's fair. Maybe air fried beef then?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I don't have an air fryer or a steak but I've seen some people claim that air frying a frozen steak is actually the best way of preparing it.

[-] mbfalzar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

When I was in Japan, getting the yakiniku beef and air frying it as it was (no additional seasonings, just whatever preservative was used) then eating it with white rice was my cheap, tasty lunch

[-] Sneakytrickyyy@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Unrepentant crackerism tofu-cool

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Bit idea: force-feeding stinky tofu to people who think tofu is flavorless.

[-] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Damn, and I have to tell myself to stop eating so much tofu and diversify my protien sources. Tofu is fucking delicious.

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Shit. Hard to believe i watched a moron like this. Well many had their lib years I guess.

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