acting like 90% of food doesnt use seasoning of some kind, lmao

Boil all Breadtubers (except for skullboi)

Self own: admitting publically you've never been invited to a home cooked meal by a Chinese person before.

Thinking tofu has no texture just shows you've only had the silken tofu white supermarkets sell. Thinking it has no taste means it was cooked CIA style (the 2nd worst CIA, the Culinary Institute of America).

It's common to mistake intelligence for the capacity to be re-educated but do not be fooled comrades.

The intelligent liberal is simply capable of weaving a more effective shield of deception around the black hole they call an ideology.

Is it weird that I unironically like plain tofu?

I want Natalie to eat boiled beef and then look her audience in the eyes and lie to their faces by saying that has any flavor.

You know what tastes so great about steak? The fucking salted butter and spices you cooked it in! Fun fact: You can cook pretty much anything in salted fat and spices and it'll come out just fine.

Damn now I want some curry...

Unrepentant crackerism

Bit idea: force-feeding stinky tofu to people who think tofu is flavorless.

Damn, and I have to tell myself to stop eating so much tofu and diversify my protien sources. Tofu is fucking delicious.

Shit. Hard to believe i watched a moron like this. Well many had their lib years I guess.