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Despite making up only 12% of the astronauts, women have committed 100% of the space crime.
That's just facts!
...women have been accused and aquitted of 100% of the space crime.
Women get weird around astronauts. Remember the one who put on a diaper to make a frantic 12 hour drive to Florida to murder her romantic rival?
Just to be clear, the astronaut was cleared of wrongdoing, meaning there was no real space crime. The false report charge is an earth crime.
You might be right on this space law, but let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
Fillibuster.
It was her estranged spouse though. The astronaut didn't commit the crime. I get that you are joking.
Well now we're getting into the sticky territory of space crime versus earth crime.
Earth is in space, so technically...
What did I say? It's sticky.
Narrator: The astronaut committed the crime.
Alleged, then lost in court.